It looks like Swayze has had just about enough bullshit. He’s sick of seeing people give Cancer the benefit of the doubt and has proclaimed himself the winning combatant in this duel to the death! We get the following update from BBC News:
Actor Patrick Swayze has denied US tabloid reports that he is close to death, calling allegations “shoddy and reckless reporting”.
The 56-year-old star said reports that he is “on his last legs and saying goodbye to my tearful family” were “lies and false information”.
Swayze, who has been filming a US TV drama, said his pancreatic cancer was “a battle, but so far I’m winning”.
Mortals have about a 5% chance to survive Pancreatic Cancer. Patrick Swayze is no mortal man, he is a limber meat machine with a hunger for life and a love of the dance. I have told cancer again and again that it best leave Swayze be. With luck, this time cancer will fade off into the sunset with its tail between its legs.
Cancer has a tail - you heard it here first.
Now Swayze will rip it off and use it as a jump rope.
HAIL SWAYZE!
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
Broly
Nice pic :P
Dec 3rd, 2008
King Jonny
Thank GOD! I was beginning to fear the worst for The Swayze, but it seems everything’s alright with him after all.
Dec 3rd, 2008
doug nagy
Never thing the worst of Swayze,
He only thinks the best of you.
Dec 3rd, 2008
Mr. Chris
This guy just keeps getting more kick-ass.
Dec 3rd, 2008
SX0T
Eff yeah Doug. Every time you talk about Swayze being the killer of cancer, I get more pumped. I totally agree. He will destroy cancer. And after he destroys it he will probably eat it for breakfast and then crap it out to show it who is boss.
Remember, in the spirit of Christmas,
“Every time a bell rings, Swayze kicks cancer’s ass”.
Dec 3rd, 2008
SimonZ
Power to the Swayze! Hope his health keeps improving.
Dec 3rd, 2008
Grave
See I told you guy, girls and ghouls that report was a bunch of bullshit
Dec 3rd, 2008
dani
We are true believers Swayze!
Dec 3rd, 2008
dani
Also, that’s a fine funnny picture of Swayze and horse
Dec 3rd, 2008
Bishop
Is Swayze related to NPH? That’s all I could think of with that pic.
Dec 3rd, 2008
King Jonny
To Doug:
Don’t worry, dude. After reading this, my faith in Swayze has never been stronger! ;)
Dec 3rd, 2008
DarkKinger
I haven’t commented here in a while, but I figure it is best to say this…
Cancer is one dead mofo!
Dec 3rd, 2008
Dragonslayer
Cancer will regret the day it fucked with Patrick Swayze (I gotta watch Doug’s rant about that again)
Dec 3rd, 2008
Melvin Rules
He should call Chuck Norris, his tears cure cancer
Dec 3rd, 2008
DG Music
hahaha that’s fuckin’ hilarious!
Oh god Swayze…you dah man!
Dec 3rd, 2008
AB
this is great news :) damn those news paper people with their bull-s….. i pray for the best and its coming, Patrick Swayze is going to be fine and live longer then the rest of us.
Dec 4th, 2008
dave stopher
I think they should leave him in peace and let him get on with his battle!!
Dec 4th, 2008
Kryptonite
Swayze has to survive, so he can make it to his wedding to Doug.
Dec 4th, 2008
Doug Nagy
I have the prettiest dress.
Dec 4th, 2008
Dragonslayer
The gods of Valhalla are chanting his name. Cancer will fry in hell and will become lovers with Saddam Hussien
Dec 4th, 2008
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