Who saw this one coming? I know I didn’t. The director said he had plans for a trilogy. But, after Human Centipede 2, I thought there wasn’t a movie producer in the world that would finance this project any further. Well, like the story of my life, I was wrong. Tom Six is back at it again with his third installment The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (more like a millipede at this point but who’s judging). Look, if you are into campy, gory, horror movies that make you feel like you’re on a bit of an acid trip, then this movie is for you and me. If you care about a storyline, don’t even bother wasting your time. This isn’t going to have a drop of acting or plot, but maybe potential. Who knows, I’m an optimist. All I know is, I’m way too excited for this movie than I should be.

I’m dubbing this the “Soul Train Line”.