This entry was posted on Friday, November 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm.
Categories: News Chat | By Doug

Tom Kate Narrowweb  300X428,0It looks like Mr. and Mrs. Cruise may be starring in a saucy remake of Last Tango in Paris. We get wind of this news thanks to the WEBMASTER at FILM JUNK.

Gotta love those British tabloids… they keep cooking up some seriously amazing rumours. This week there’s a report from NOW Magazine that says Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are looking to star in a movie together that is “cutting edge and sexy, but also accessible”. Their solution? A remake of Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris!

If Tom and Katie star in this remake, I want it to be a sultry whorish affair. I haven’t seen Last Tango in Paris, but people say it’s racy and if they’re going to bother to remake it - I say go overboard with the sensual onslaught. Eyes Wide Shut was a great sexy thriller with Tom and the ex; it only makes sense that he would want another film to embarrass his current child by humping her mom on screen as well.

Seeing your parents bang on screen (along with the world) is a definite downside to being the child of an actor.

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Ross Miller

    If they do remake it, especially with Cruise and Holmes, I doubt it’ll be as racy and provocative as the original (which is an excellent film btw).

    Oh fyi Doug - the original features a sex scene where it’s questionable whether or not it’s consential and it involves butter. Yeah, can you see Cruise and Holmes re-enacting THAT? lol.

  2. Ross Miller

    Oh wow, me a University student and there I spelled “consensual” wrong^^^ Ooops.

  3. Terry Letourneau

    Guess I will not be having butter on my popcorn if I see that.

  4. Slushie Man

    Why do you doubt it’ll be racy and provocative? Just becuase Cruise is in it? You do realize he’s done R Rated films before, right? As Doug said, Eyes Wide Shut is the perfect example.

  5. leeloo

    ugh.

  6. Kristina

    NO ONE will see this movie.

  7. RonSalon

    Look, as a Mo’… I don’t ever want to see Tom in anything racy. In fact, I would rather see Holmes naked and with her fingers in warm places. Tom is a wack job and his ginormous ego must be compensating for a smaller something. Closetcase!

  8. 790

    Another chance to show the world that toms not gay.

    $cientology is the cure!!!

    What a tool,,,

  9. TheMovieVampire

    I wonder if the butter scene will be intact

  10. Meli

    I think I’ll go Netflix the original.

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